The Top Chef finale is this Wednesday. Um, I think. There's been so many finalists that, as a good friend recently said, "there are more almost-endings then Lord of the Rings." Whatever happens, I'm rooting for Antonia. She makes the food I want to eat. Second runner up: Mike. I'm sorry Richard, I don't like freaky chemicals in my food, and besides that you are super annoying this season. Too much angst. Who cares who wins, unless of course, you are playing the game yourself. That brings me to tips on how to hold your own Top Chef Quickfire.